names for simpletons

some of these sayings are brill can you think of any


like

he,s not the sharpest knife in the drawer

He's not the brightest crayon in the box.

You're about as much use as a chocolate teapot

or a chocolate fire guard

As much use as one legged man in an arse kicking contest

Sheka wrote:

As much use as one legged man in an arse kicking contest

A glass cricket bat

shes a slice short of a loaf

A few bricks short of a wall

As batty as a fruit fly

As dozey as Nora

An invisible traffic light

. A string hook

He's penny short of a shilling

He's a few slates short of a roof

He's as thick as 2 short planks

as bright as a black light bulb
2 nuggets short of a happy meal

as good as an ashtray on a motor bike

thick as shit

numpty


tube


and one i really hate to hear ,,,,,,,,, spastic

I agree Johno the last one is a pet hate of mine too , Its just plain nasty .

bam

bampot

putty head

beetle brain

fat bob

•The lift doesn't go all the way to the top
•The lights are on (the door is open) but there's no one at home