could only happen to me

as god is my witnees this has just happned
ive just been to the shops for 4 cans and i tied the dog(marley the alsation ffs)to the railing outside etc well im getting served and i hear a commotion
some div has tied a miniture poodle at the side of him and its trying to have sex with bloody marley anyway i undid him and was going to get hold of his coller so as he wouldnt eat the poodle etc and the bloody thing bolted with his tail between his legs ffs

proper guard dog eh

it's about time you were telling marley about the birds and bees

You couldn't make it up if you tried Poor Marley

he was sat on the kerb round the corner waiting for me to tell him to cross the rd ive just told diane and she says theyre nasty little things ffs i give marley more than that for breakfast

Poor Marley i feel bad for him i know i am not a big poodle fan myself ........maybey it was a male poodle :dunno:

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