fao alice

did you forget somthing

You found them.

I lost them ages ago now where on earth did you find them and do they have my name stitched in the back of them to prove they are mine

you left them in my cab

Your cab since when were you a taxi driver or was it the cab of a lorry.

:dunno:

Oh dear I really should drink less

Makes on forget things

i was a taxi driver yrs ago and a long distance lorry driver so which of my cabs did you leave them in

Oh deary deary me it depends

I know I lost them in Edinburgh but from what I remember they were in a terrible state.

So did you drive your lorry through Edinburgh and find me lying by the roadside or were you driving Taxis there or was I totally and completely that blotto that its all muddled in my tiny brain

NAd dare I ask did we or didnt we ????

actually i was the fireman whose head they landed on when they flew out the window
and no we didnt but you wanted to and i said no
i dont do drunk ladies

Not only are you my hero a fireman I love a man in uniform. :big :

You are also a true gentleman :shock:

erm hold the gentleman bit you couldnt stand up and it was your turn ontop ffs

normally the problems when the man cant get [b]it [b]to stand up not the woman !!!! :ROFL: :ROFL:

you couldnt squat to have a piss that night never mind erm

You never gave me the chance

see women dont like it the other way round
i didnt want the beer breath licking me all over ffs

need i go any further