| Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo | |
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wiseguy Admin
Number of posts : 28549 Age : 63 Location : Uranus Registration date : 2008-05-15
| Subject: Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:30 pm | |
| ARNDALE, OK – Sheriff’s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself. After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play–Shirley Dent’s death on May 1 has now been ruled an accident “after severe internal distress induced by the machine was discovered,” Det.-Sgt. Karl Sprout of the Alpara County Sheriff’s Office said yesterday. On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway “struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.” The alarmed neighbor notified police after hearing ear-splitting moans of distress that carried over the raucous jackhammer. Authorities arrived at the scene to an unresponsive Ms. Dent, who was then transported to West Grenier Hospital where she was pronounced dead shortly thereafter. The recently divorced Ms. Dent had been questioned by authorities three times over the past month after neighbors complained of her running a prostitution ring from her home. Records also show that Ms. Dent supplemented her income as the sole proprietor of a sex toy distributor. Ms. Dent’s alleged extracurricular activities appear to be unrelated to her death. A neighbor who declined to be identified said, “She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.” http://decentcommunity.com/2009/05/05/women-dies-after-using-jackhammer-as-dildo/ | |
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johno Moderator
Number of posts : 112917 Location : scotland Registration date : 2008-08-01
| Subject: Re: Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:35 pm | |
| im lost for word,s...f***ing hell | |
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texasgal Moderator
Number of posts : 4105 Age : 50 Location : Texas, USA Registration date : 2009-02-17
| Subject: Re: Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:59 am | |
| :shock: Wow... | |
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saffyre Admin
Number of posts : 2147 Age : 46 Location : Canada Registration date : 2008-05-15
| Subject: Re: Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:52 am | |
| Can you imagine how her parents would explain that to their friends? "We're going down to Arndale for our daughter's funeral............. Well it was accidental, and involved a jackhammer................ Her ex filled her hoohoo with concrete before he left and she was just trying to create an access road." | |
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wiseguy Admin
Number of posts : 28549 Age : 63 Location : Uranus Registration date : 2008-05-15
| Subject: Re: Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:06 am | |
| so come on lets think of an epitapth | |
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gambit super member
Number of posts : 483 Location : In a Town near you. Registration date : 2009-08-01
| Subject: Re: Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:38 pm | |
| According to the yanks, neither Arndale Oklahoma nor Alpara County Sheriff's department exist so I guess this is a hoax. Oh well.
Here lies the body of Shirley Dent Death by Jackhammer That's how she went | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo Sun Sep 06, 2009 6:00 am | |
| Umm yeah thats rather strange. |
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Joxville super member
Number of posts : 129 Age : 59 Location : Hampshire Registration date : 2009-04-19
| Subject: Re: Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:28 am | |
| I should tell my nephew, who is a panel beater, the story. I'm sure he'll be amazed that a jackhammer can remove a dent. :D | |
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Alice super member
Number of posts : 487 Age : 56 Location : Gods County Registration date : 2009-09-27
| Subject: Re: Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:04 am | |
| Here lies Shirley Dent When she came She also went Loved ones around Dont feel Her last few momments Werent that bad She left this world Maybe in pain We'll never see a jackhammer The same way again. | |
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wiseguy Admin
Number of posts : 28549 Age : 63 Location : Uranus Registration date : 2008-05-15
| Subject: Re: Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:49 am | |
| @jox and alice | |
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chesopeek newbie
Number of posts : 95 Location : way up north Registration date : 2009-10-13
| Subject: Re: Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:25 pm | |
| Here lies the body of Shirley Dent, Always left wanting after any mortal gent, She hammered her cr ch, Just a little too much, So her wants n' needs were all spent ! BOOM BOOM | |
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